Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room

I am Churchill

To the tune of "I Am Woman":

I am Churhill, I'm a bore.
I know you've heard it all before,
But I love myself too much to shut my Yap
'cause I'm hateful to the core,
which makes the moonbats love me more
Every time I start another loonie flap.

Oh, yes I'm an Ass
but it's Assdom rightly earned
My mind is a morass,
my neurons dead and burned
If I want to, I can spout anything
I am wrong
I'm indefensible
I am Churchill!

You can hate and reprehend me
but my students will defend me
ever anxious to receive a passing grade
and I'll yell my venom longer
cause my tenure makes me stronger
Until my 15 minutes starts to fade

Oh, yes I'm an Ass
but it's Assdom rightly earned
My mind is a morass,
my neurons dead and burned
If I want to, I can spout anything
I am wrong
I'm indefensible
I am Churchill!

I am Churchill, hear me spew
hear me blame it all on you
as I spread my vitriol across the land
And I'll spout until I'm blue
and not a word of it is true
the fires of hate burn brighter when they're fanned.

Oh, yes I'm an Ass
but it's Assdom rightly earned
My mind is a morass,
my neurons dead and burned
If I want to, I can spout anything
I am wrong
I'm indefensible
I am Churchill!
Oh I am Churchill
I'm indefensible
I am Wrong!

Posted by Mamamontezz at February 11, 2005 02:36 AM