January 26, 2005

When Sithmonkeys Debate

A debate on global warming overheard at a Sithmonkey Coffee House:

Padawan #1:

Screech! Screech! Howl!

Padawan #2:

ROAR! GROWL! *beats chest angrily*

Padawan #1:

SCREEEEEEEECH! HOWWWWWWWWL! *scampers around wildly, flinging poo in random directions*

Padawan #2:

ROOOOAAARRR!! *picks up the jawbone of a long dead animal and begins beating the ground insanely* *Flings poo at an innocent bystander*

Padawan #1:

"I stand corrected..."

Posted by Darth Monkeybone at January 26, 2005 11:00 AM

Glad you clarified that Darth, I could have sworn it was Condi's confirmation hearing, with the Byrdman flapping about in his sheets.

Posted by: Jack at January 26, 2005 12:23 PM

I don't know what the hell you are talking about? I am a dumb-ass, redneck, bike riding, longhair, drug taking, whiskey drinking Georgia Cracker.

Posted by: Catfish at January 26, 2005 12:58 PM
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