Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room

Can't help myself

(To the tune of Oh, Holy Night)

Oh, Canada,
our liberals keep whining.
Take them, please,
Let us send them your way.
Loud have they moaned,
The volume's not declining.
Let them come,
It would sure make our day.
Sweet land of snow,
Give homes to Moonbat voices.
You did before.
Ple-ase do it once again.

Paul Martin, Please?
We'll give you lots of choices.
Take Michael Moore,
Sean Penn, Carmen Diaz,
Garafolo!
Oh, please. Oh Canada!

(inst)

Sweet land of snow,
Give homes to Moonbat voices.
You did before.
Ple-ase do it once again.

Paul Martin, Please?
We'll give you lots of choices.
Take Michael Moore,
Sean Penn, Carmen Diaz,
Garafolo!
Oh, please. Oh Canada!

Sure, it's not as good as Oh, Fallujah, but do you know how hard it is to parody one Christmas song while the muzak is playing everything but the one you're working on? Made my brain hurt, dammit.

Posted by Mamamontezz at December 8, 2004 10:28 PM