Two french internees from Gitmo were released back to the French Government, and they exclaimed unanimously that "Eet Wass Hell!"
"Oh, eet wass uneeemaginable. Vee were not allowed zee Evian at all! And zhere wass not one scrap of Brie! Such eenhumaneetee wass almost unbearable! Vee shall nevarr be zhee same!"
Pu-lease.
A letter from Sassi said "bizarre" medicines had been given to inmates at night and that one caused some prisoners to break out in spots, Debray told reporters. He gave no other details.
Spots? Probably skeeter bites from living in the open air in a tropical area. Or sand lice. Probably brought them to Gitmo in their own bodyhair. And given the state of the health care system in France these days, I'm not surprised they didn't recognize Asprin when they saw one.
Debray said he would request a full medical examination for his clients when they were brought before anti-terrorism judges Saturday.
Good. Give them a full medical exam. Make the rectal part particularly thorough. Use an extremely excitable, un-neutered, Drug Sniffing Dog as an assistant. It's for their own good. Don't forget to get pix, as I hear Paris Match will probably snap them right up.
"Eet ees not Pornographique! Eet ees zee Art!"
Sure.
Mourad Benchellali and Nizar Sassi are now France's national heroes.
Posted by: Jack at July 31, 2004 11:35 AM