2000 lawyers with gosh knows how many supporting staff, packed onto buses in a convoy into Baghdad to defend Saddam Hussain.
Even in Hollywood it doesn't get much better than this.
Maybe CW McCall will do a remake of his old Convoy/Rubber Duckie song for the soundtrack.
Or we could put Bert Reynolds and Sally Fields in souped up HumVee with a screaming chicken on the hood and do it Smokey and the Bandit style. They block for a column of Marines in transports, run from Sheriff Bin Ladin T. Justice, and call in airstrikes from units along the highway. Only this time, Toby Keith will do the theme song. Just update the old one, strap some balls onto it, and let it rip.
I think this could be a great movie. Great entertainment AND get rid of 2000 lawyers just lined up to defend a mass murderer. What could be better?