June 14, 2005

Swing Time

Ah, it's Tuesday and I have my dancing shoes all polished and my hair nicely done. Now, if Bubba, my personal valet hadn't burned a big hole in the chiffon at the back of my skirt, I'd be all ready to play. Don't you just hate that?

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Well, as I get out the thick leather paddle to get Bubba back in line, do take the time to check out the dance card at this week's Cotillion Ball. Our hostesses this week, the voluptuous temptress Denita, the ocassionally prattling yet endearing and bouffanted Darlene, and the bepearled and vivacious RightGirl, will be donning their honorary tiaras and guarding that punchbowl. No, we don't mind if you spike it, but be sure to bring a better quality of adult beverage, please. The cheap stuff gives us headaches, and there's not much worse than a Debutante with a hangover. Trust me. Bubba's about to find out just how bad it can be.

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Posted by Mamamontezz at June 14, 2005 04:43 AM

"Voluptuous temptress"...? I nearly breathed my iced tea on that one, girl! Gawd, how I lurve ya!

BTW don't forget Darleen! She's our third co-hostess! :-)


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at June 14, 2005 08:58 AM
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