January 02, 2005

Red Hats?

If I ever go out and buy a purple dress and a red hat, someone please do an intervention. Be cruel to be kind. Take me into the back yard, pour gasoline on them, and make me strike the match.

This whole thing bunch of cackling hens is just one more reason why I prefer the company of men and independent women to most other women. Sure, you can accuse bloggers of "group think" but damn, what else can you call women who apparently are so unsure of their own fashion sense that they feel the need to dress in a freaking "Uniform" for crying out loud.

Give me my jeans and clogs any day. And if I feel the need to wear a hat, I'll wear a boonie.

Update: Seems we have located a photo of the Jacksonville, FL chapter in their Sunday Finest. Too many Mimosas or Bloody Marys at brunch, it looks to me. Who knew they wore purple undies with their purple dresses? Hope their elderly, pussy-whipped husbands have their clothes.

Posted by Mamamontezz at January 2, 2005 02:55 PM

It is a sorry thing indeed when large-breasted women are chanting "Death to Velociman!" Even if they are old breasts.

Posted by: Velociman at January 2, 2005 03:28 PM

I laugh about the Red Hat Society too, but it is all in jest. I think it's great that they have a little social club of their peers with whom to wile away the days. And, I must suspect, that the types shown in these pictures, are no more welcome into the club than a biker-chick at a garden party.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 2, 2005 03:44 PM

When does a club become a cult?

Something to think about.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at January 2, 2005 06:24 PM

Got wood?

Posted by: LCNEilV at January 3, 2005 06:02 AM


Posted by: Jack at January 3, 2005 11:41 AM

Damn, that younger one in the middle looks fine. But then I've never been noted for taste,just for admiring a fine set of ta-ta's. ....I'm weak,I know it.:)

Posted by: big al at January 3, 2005 05:00 PM

I wonder what drives people to join groups like this?

Like the idiots who appear on Fear Factor and eat live cockroaches, it's fine for them but no.way.in.hell do I don a red hat in 3 years.

Posted by: pam at January 3, 2005 07:21 PM

Wish you could have got a photo of htese two before the explosion. Ruined my bloody dinner.

Posted by: Cancergiggles at January 3, 2005 07:58 PM

... some things are just WRONG ...

Posted by: Asher Abrams at January 3, 2005 08:17 PM
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