November 12, 2004
Caption-Madness
So? You're waiting for what? Caption this.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates how precision guided weapons are directed to their targets.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at November 12, 2004 09:37 PMUnbeknownst to most Americans Don Rumsfeld is also capable of many telepathic abilities.
He is seen here predicting G.W.'s Re-Election!!
SlagleRock Out!
Posted by: SlagleRock at November 12, 2004 11:37 PM"How did I fix the pentagon in less than a year?
Oooowwwwmmmmmm...Oooowwwwmmmmmm..."
Rumsfeld Sends out the Flying Monkeys using telepathy.
They are swarimng at area 51
this is the first of 2 photos...the 2nd shows death rays coming from Rummy's eyes aimed at reporters who aks dumb questions. He has been invited to future press conferences at the White House and is specifically tasked to target the fool who asked Blair the poodle question.
Posted by: nancy at November 13, 2004 12:33 PMThe Secretary demonstrates proper placement of the tinfoil hats worn by his detractors.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 13, 2004 06:09 PM"I see.... AUBURN!.... over Georgia.... by... 24 to 6. The pentagonal hat never lies...
Posted by: Acidman at November 13, 2004 08:55 PMSecDef Rumsfeld performs an extremely risky Vulcan Mind Meld with self.
Posted by: Joel (No Pundit Intended) at November 14, 2004 08:08 PM