November 05, 2004

Some Men Don't Learn!

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard
look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I
see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are
barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns
to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to
make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then
says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at
10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

ANOTHER good one from Catfish!

Posted by Delftsman3 at November 5, 2004 10:25 PM


SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at November 6, 2004 12:35 AM

Yikes! They'll be able to bury what's left of the guy in a matchbox.

Posted by: zonker at November 6, 2004 09:52 AM

Never think outloud, it could have repurcussions.

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