Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room

Joke of the day

An old Italian Mafia Don was dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

"Grandson, I wannna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns---how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lisina to me boy! Someday you goina be runna the business, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home, and maybe a couple of
bambino.

Someday, you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another man.

What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?!"

Posted by Delftsman3 at October 25, 2004 12:31 AM