Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room

The PERFECT Couple

(Mamamontezz: forgive me, Jack MADE me do it! )

THE PERFECT COUPLE

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.

**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is REALLY
the end of the joke.

*** Men keep scrolling

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point :

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

Posted by Delftsman3 at October 16, 2004 08:38 PM