October 04, 2004
I'm a Swift Boat Commander
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong,
patrolling muddy rivers,
in a tour just four months long.
I have a band of brothers
even though I did them wrong.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong.
The draft was getting closer
I couldn't get deferred
so I got in line,
signed the dotted line
for the branch the rich preferred.
I would be a Reserve Sailor
and protect Nantucket Bay
but they called my name
And it's not the same
off the coast of Cam rahn Bay.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong
patrolling muddy rivers
on a tour just four months long.
I have a band of brothers
even though I did them wrong.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong.
I cruised along the river
blew-up rocks with an RPG
got a Purple Heart
and a real good start
on my trip back o'r the sea.
I knew I was on to something
I had nothing left to fear!
It was pretty slick.
Got two more real quick.
And they shipped my ass back here.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong
patrolling muddy rivers
on a tour just four months long.
I have a band of brothers
even though I did them wrong.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong.
I'm a reg'lar Steven Spielburg
just a cinematic fool
and I sure look great
on my Super-8
And the rifle sure is cool.
Gonna be a politician
Like my neighbor, JFK.
Find a wealthy wife,
Golly, what a life!
That's the Rich American Way!
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong
patrolling muddy rivers
on a tour just four months long.
I have a band of brothers
even though I did them wrong.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong.
(spoken) Hello, Muffy? It's me.
I'm back from that horrid jungle
and all those uncouth poor people.
Oh, the little tiny indiginous people
were horrible too.
You doing anything next weekend?
Really? You want to meet Barbarella?
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong
patrolling muddy rivers
on a tour just four months long.
I have a band of brothers
even though I did them wrong.
I'm a swift boat commander
and I fought the Viet Cong.
First! Good muse Mama.
Posted by: Mikenchi at October 4, 2004 10:03 PMGreat Mama, Imagine the stories that little Super 8 could tell if only it could talk.
Posted by: Jack at October 4, 2004 11:29 PMLMAO! That was superb. keep 'em coming Momma!
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