September 29, 2004

Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

It's time to announce the rules for the "Presidential Debate Drinking Game!"

I have expanded the potential shot-inducers, so make sure you have access to 911 on your speed dial.

To play the game, you need a few things: a shot glass, a television, access to the Loyal Citizens chatroom (accessible via the Rottie), and a designated sober person for either making sure you don't miss a reference during the game or to haul your drunken self to the hospital.

Originally, when doing the John Kerry Acceptance Speech Drinking Game, I made it so that it would be like most drinking games, with the object being to do shots on certain cues. However, after the original Kerry Game results came in, all indications are that full shots were definitely not be a good idea. Maybe 2oz beer shots? Hits from a spritzer? Smirnoff Twister shots? Hell, even Pepsi shots. Just have a good time, and remember the buddy system.

Cues for taking your beershot:

1. Every time either says "Viet Nam."

2. Every time either of them says "Purple Heart."

3. Every time Kerry says "Fair Share."

4. Every time Kerry says "During my career."

5. Anytime Kerry attempts a joke or takes a stab at humor, for which humor will probably file charges for attempted murder.

6. Every time either of them makes a reference to "Corporate Welfare" or "tax cuts for the rich."

7. Every time either of them says "I know what it's like..."

8. Every time Kerry makes a reference to a Kennedy, dead or alive.

9. Every time Bush says New-cue-ler.

10. Every time Bush references Texas.

11. Every time Bush says "It won't be easy."

12. Every time Kerry cuts off Bush's response.

13. Every time Bush just smiles and shakes his head at something Kerry has said.

14. Every time Bush references Reagan.

15. Every time either of them says "Supports our troops."

See what I mean about not doing actual shots? Even more opportunities for achieving alcohol induced immortality, so be careful. We need all your votes in November. And unlike the Dims, we don't vote from the grave.

Posted by Mamamontezz at September 29, 2004 10:25 PM

If I had a spotter here tonight, I'd surely play that game!

Posted by: Marcus at September 30, 2004 08:21 AM

Some of us will sadly have to stick to coffee, talk about a caffeen buzz, won't be able to sleep for days. I guess it all starts at 9:00PM ET.

Posted by: Jack at September 30, 2004 09:32 AM


I already got prepared with at least 2/3rds of a 12 of Ice House......

Now I gotta count and do shots of beer....?

Sorry I am too serious about drinking to do this.
BUT, I will be watching, and I will be bloggin!!!! as to the Reality of the as to offset the DNC emails telling their folks to pre-load the responses!
Why cannot we OFFSET their effots group?

Posted by: Duke DeLand at September 30, 2004 05:19 PM

If you weren't tight by the last time he mentioned his war experience, you just weren't paying attention to the program.

Posted by: RedFalcon at September 30, 2004 10:33 PM

I'm at work and only had diet coke to drink. Now a have a caffeine headache so bad I feel my head will split open. In addition to the original debate I get the talking points to drink on in FOXNews nightly reruns as well as the rerun of the debate.

This game is evil.

Posted by: Jeremy at October 1, 2004 02:44 AM

Thankfully I didn't have any liquer in the house. I would have been to drunk to come to work this morning.

SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at October 1, 2004 02:37 PM

And I will drink to that, Cat.

Posted by: Catfish at October 2, 2004 07:53 AM

NRO reported that anyone who had Kerry saying "I have a plan..." on their list was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

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