September 17, 2004

Good Screw-up, Rather

*Sung to the tune of "Good Morning Starshine" from the musical, Hair.

Good screw-up, Rather.
The blogs say "you blow."
You passed off a doozie.
We caught you, you know.
Good screw-up, Rather,
You strung this along.
My friends and me as we post
our early morning Jammie-Blog.

Rottie, Insta-Pundit,
Lileks, Captain's Quarters
and Patterico,
LGF and Rantblog,
Powerline, Mister Hog,
la la lo lo
Malkin and One Fine Jay,
Lucianne and Frank J,
Early morning Jammie-Blog.

Good screw up, Rather.
Had Bush in your sight,
Faxes in the moonlight,
Good screw-up, Rather.
You made our whole week.
My friends and me as we post
our early morning Jammie-blog.

Rottie, Insta-Pundit,
Lileks, Captain's Quarters,
and Patterico,
LGF and Rantblog,
Powerline, Mister Hog,
la la lo lo.
Malkin and One Fine Jay,
Lucianne and Frank J,
Early morning Jammie-Blog.

Won't you link me?
Writing a blog,
Reading a blog,
Writing a blog,
Linking a blog,
Comment a blog,
Writing a blog,
Early Moring
Jammie Blogging,
blog blog blog, dig dig dig dig blog
blog blog blog dig dig dig dig blog

Posted by Mamamontezz at September 17, 2004 04:33 PM

What a hoot! You do have a way with verse, madam.

I love being one of the jammied. I have a wonderful mental image of an army of P.J. clad bloggers taking down the big boy "news" outlets by tap, tap, tapping on their keyboards.

Mine will be Dora the Explorer print, shorties, 'cause the long legged ones bind.

Thanks for the chuckle and for getting that danged song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Bonfire7 at September 17, 2004 10:56 PM

Excellent Mama, I see howls out there for Dan to retire, resignation would be good, termination for cause would be better. Now I'll have to be "brainwashed" to get that tune out of my head.

Posted by: Jack at September 18, 2004 09:15 AM

Heh heh...great parody tune! I love it when a blow-hard like Rather gets his butt handed to him.

By the by, my jammies are Thai-pattern Tigerstripe camoflauge....with footies ;)

Posted by: RedFalcon at September 18, 2004 01:06 PM

Below is a RatherGate story that says Guard Officer Denies Seeking Help for Bush.

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Air National Guard Col. Walter Staudt, far right, is pictured with George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush and an unidentified woman in this photo from the younger Bush's time in the Guard. Staudt denies he received preferential treatment.

(ABC News)
Air National Guard Colonel Denies Bush Got Preferential Treatment

Sept. 17, 2004 — The man cited in media reports as having allegedly pressured others in the Texas Air National Guard to help George W. Bush is speaking out, telling ABC News in an exclusive interview that he never sought special treatment for Bush.

Retired Col. Walter Staudt, who was brigadier general of Bush's unit in Texas, interviewed Bush for the Guard position and retired in March 1972. He was mentioned in one of the memos allegedly written by Lt. Col. Jerry Killian as having pressured Killian to assist Bush, though Bush supposedly was not meeting Guard standards.

"I never pressured anybody about George Bush because I had no reason to," Staudt told ABC News in his first interview since the documents were made public.

The memo stated that "Staudt is pushing to sugar coat" a review of Bush's performance.

Staudt said he decided to come forward because he saw erroneous reports on television. CBS News first reported on the memos, which have come under scrutiny by document experts who question whether they are authentic. Killian, the purported author of the documents, died in 1984.

Staudt insisted Bush did not use connections to avoid being sent to Vietnam.

"He didn't use political influence to get into the Air National Guard," Staudt said, adding, "I don't know how they would know that, because I was the one who did it and I was the one who was there and I didn't talk to any of them."

During his time in charge of the unit, Staudt decided whether to accept those who applied for pilot training. He recalled Bush as a standout candidate.

"He was highly qualified," he said. "He passed all the scrutiny and tests he was given."

Staudt said he never tried to influence Killian or other Guardsmen, and added that he never came under any pressure himself to accept Bush. "No one called me about taking George Bush into the Air National Guard," he said. "It was my decision. I swore him in. I never heard anything from anybody."

When he interviewed for the job, Bush was eager to join the pilot program, which Staudt said often was a hard sell. "I asked him, 'Why do you want to be a fighter pilot?' " Staudt recalled. "He said, 'Because my daddy was one.' He was a well-educated, bright-eyed young man, just the kind of guy we were looking for."

He added that Bush more than met the requirements for pilot training. "He presented himself well. I'd say he was in the upper 10 percent or 5 percent or whatever we ever talked to about going to pilot training. We were pretty particular because when he came back [from training], we had to fly with him."

Bush has repeatedly said he completed all of his Guard commitments. Critics of the president say he got special treatment because his father was a congressman and U.N. ambassador. There also have been questions about why the young Bush skipped a required medical exam in 1972 and apparently failed to show up for Guard activities for six months.

Records show Bush stopped flying F-102As in April 1972. He has said he moved to Alabama to work on the Senate campaign of a family friend. Staudt retired from the Guard in March of that year and said he was never contacted about Bush's performance.

"There was no contact between me and George Bush … he certainly never asked for help," Staudt said. "He didn't need any help as far as I knew."

He added that after retiring he was not involved in Air National Guard affairs. "I didn't check in with anybody — I had no reason to," he said. "I was busy with my civilian endeavors, and they were busy with their military options. I had no reason to talk to them, and I didn't."

Staudt said he continues to support Bush now that he is president. "My politics now are that I'm an American, and that's about all I can tell you," he said. "And I'm going to vote for George Bush."

ABC News' Ariane DeVogue contributed to this report.

Posted by: Don Hagen at September 19, 2004 08:21 PM

Good Point. Anyways, this was where i met her. You can join for free as well

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