...That I never want to see.
1. Keith Richards and Courtney Love.
2. Jackie Chan and Moniq'ue
3. Vern Troyer and Roseanne Barr
4. Billy Bob Thornton and the Olsen Twins
5. Hugh Hefner, Anna Nicole, and Pamala Anderson
6. Marlon Brando and Bette Middler
7. Ozzie Osborn and Lynn Redgrave
8. Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor
9. Angelina Joli and Dana Carvey
10. Danny DeVito and Liza Minnelli
Can you think of any more?
Posted by Mamamontezz at May 21, 2004 02:10 PMMichael Moore and Paris Hilton
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone at May 21, 2004 02:24 PMSpot on!! I see that Darth is back, welcome home.
With that list who needs an emetic.
Almost forgot (in honor of BC, the Imperial Torturer):
Helen Thomas and Michael Moore
You may now all go and Clorox your contact lenses.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at May 21, 2004 05:56 PMAl Sharpton and Hallie Berry!
Posted by: La Shawn Barber at May 21, 2004 08:21 PMJohn Kerry and Teresa Heinz
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at May 22, 2004 08:40 AMEwww.. LaShawn, that's nasty. I can top that.
Al Sharpton and Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at May 22, 2004 10:45 AMBill and Hilary Clinton. Shoot! Either of those with anybody...Lol.
Posted by: Kaylene Bush at May 23, 2004 01:16 AMTeddy Kennedy and those guys from the Nick Berg video.
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog at May 24, 2004 11:49 PMActually, (Heaven help me) that is one I might not mind seeing, as long as it was shot through prism filters, with a 1970 psychedelic "zoom in-zoom out" brightly colored, camera askance look to it, kind of like that trippy scene from Casino Royal with Peter Sellers.
And would Teddy be wearing a black slave corset, or would he be dipped in hot pink liquid latex? I need to know these things.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at May 24, 2004 11:56 PMHelen Thomas and Janet Reno...
Now I must pour Clorox Bleach in my eyes...
Rosie O'Donnel and a pound of polska keilbasa
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone at May 28, 2004 02:16 PMCum summam patrimoni insculpere saxo!
Posted by: vimax at April 8, 2005 12:00 PM