Mamamontezz's Mental Rumpus Room

Aunti Rall

You know, if I had the time and the inclinaiton, I'd put up a site called "Aunti Rall" and re-draw and parody every hate-filled, ignorant, treasonous cartoon he has published.

But that would require a sweatshop filled with immigrant eastern European cartoonists, clutching pencils, erasers and Sharpies™, huddled over egonomically incorrect desks in hard, wooden chairs that wobble. They would be forced to work long hours for little (no) pay, while they scribbled copies of his sophomoric doodlings onto cardstock.

The suicide rate among the laborers would be astronomical, as one by one they master the American English and begin to understand the venom they have forced to replicate. Just the idea that one who has had the benefits afforded a lifetime of natural citizenship would feel about his country and her people the way he does would drive them to despair, and eventually cause many of them to become so disheartened that they attempt to take their own lives.

Would this be worth the toll in human lives? I think not. Would it be satisfying on a personal and spiritual level? Absolutely. But is it feasible? Perhaps, when I win the lottery. For then, I will be able to have a team of crack attorneys at my beck and call to defend me from the lawsuits, and a cocoon of security personnel to protect me from the morons who would swarm to avenge the mighty and terrible insult of Graphic Fiskings.

Ah, well. Until then, I'll just have to be content to keep posting this.

In the interest of Legalese and civil incivility everywhere, this is a PARODY. Free speech, children. That street still runs in both directions.

Cut and paste, fine people. Get it out and spank him with it. Aaron's spanking him with some Lovely Examples of the Graphic Fisk, too.

Spread the love, folks. Spread the love.

Posted by Mamamontezz at May 7, 2004 12:13 PM